The great thing about being sick, yes there is a perk, is the weight loss program that comes with it. According to my scale, I dropped 12 dress sizes in 2 days.
Actually it was just 2lbs, but I’ll take it. If you’re interested in Natural’s Weight Loss Program, I will cough in a bottle and mail it to you for 9.99 plus s/h. Guaranteed to lose 2 lbs in 2 days or your money back.
To protect your privacy, it will arrive wrapped in a brown paper bag.