Well this is another day I didn’t want to be in front of the camera but I have nothing else, so here I am. Guess where I went today?
When the dentist came in I reminded her that she can’t give me one needle like she does everyone else, I’ll need to run a tab on Novocaine.
She said you’re funny. I said, no I’m dead serious and that I didn’t need to feel my face until tomorrow, so please make sure you give me enough. And I sat in that chair like I was at the bar. All I had to do was raise my hand and that signaled: another shot, bartender.
I love that I can’t feel my top lip right now, but I did grease it up for this photograph. And nope, I can’t even say cheese.