i used to collect rocks as i saw them on the street. if one looked interesting i’d pick it up. maybe it’s stealing, but i “found” these rocks in the parking lot at work on the way back from my lunchtime walk.
two people i work with asked if i was picking up trash. i told them no and that i was picking up rocks. i had one for the person who asked and two more for the other people i work with and if i had to stay after 5 today, they each would get hit with a rock.
word got around that i had rocks and one boss asked if she could at least pick out her rock. yeah, i left at 5 today. of course, i’m non-violent and would never physically hurt anyone.*
*temporary insanity may apply in some instances.